more….WOMEN!!!

Smart Women? heh heh heh

And just like that, it’s Wednesday, already.  Old Ronmower did do something yesterday.  I got the top to that mig welding table welded on.  It’s all painted blue and setup for use.  I just thru it together and so I won’t be entering it in no beauty contests.  Rodney sat on it while I welded, so I know it’s strong.
    There’s so many little projects started back there, that they are getting in each others way.  I gotta elimanate some and clean up.  I’ve been working with the doors closed and if I open them now, folks will see how cluttered I can really get. I can’t roll the mig welder to the back.  It’s too cluttered and it just won’t squeeze thru.  The Cushman is in the middle of it all and I ain’t even adjusted the float in the carburetor yet, so it’ll have to stay.  It usually stays covered up in the tire room.  Another project, the scooter, has been layed out in the back of the Cushman and there are at least three other things going on within arms length of that.  I haven’t smoked since the 5th., and there’s cigarette butts all over the floor.  I ain’t had no fires since…….I don’t remember.
    I had to stop and reload my pillbox.  Them thangs are gitting to me.  One gives me a smokers cough.  You have all that business about driving and operating machinery, and I have one that cautions me of drowsiness.  I hope so, it’s a sleeping pill.  The smoking patches causes dreams, fast and stoopid.  I bought an armband to help keep the patches on, but it slides down and the patches are free to fall off to the floor,carrying tape along with them.  The armband don’t stretch, so I guess I’ll go back to the stretchy tape stuff.
    When me & Ma’am was at Wal*Mart, this little woman asked me where the D-con is.  Wow!!  Women just come right out and tell ‘ya now days when they’s kicking off the old man.  She even used the “We found a mouse” routine.  Like D-con is used for something else.  Just like in the old days. heh heh  I bet I can find out her last name by just reading the obits for a couple of days. Womens thank theys sly or something, but I can see thru one like an old comic book.  See, if she was serious, she would have been looking for rat shot over in a differant place.  That’s okay, I won’t tell.
    Women like to use guns more than poison, even tho one is a lot cleaner than the other.  Guns are faster and show an immediate result.  Her motive will usually be he was a monster, but the truth was she found a guy who will put up with her stuff.  The lock-ups are fullo these women.  Why don’t they tell each other the jig is up and don’t do it no more?  You don’t need to be a detective to figger this out.  Another popular motive is the worlds oldest bottm line.  MONEY, usually insurance money.  You check for a policy and the jig is up.  No biggy here. Women!!!
    I gotta git to work…..it’s most near twelve noon.  I have been watching  Overhaulin’ and slow writing.  I love this show.  They steal a guys car and they overhaul it to the maximum.  You won’t believe how much better they look and it’s all at no charge, of course.  Now, they have a 56′ Ford pickup in there.  Catch you later, my friends.

Ronmower “Gumshoe” Weedeater

THE POINT — Don’t base governmental policy on incomplete or inaccurate information.

June 4, 2009 – 12:04 AM

If fighting global warming may cost the economy $9.6 trillion and more than 1 million lost jobs by 2035, as the Heritage Foundation forecasts, it’d be a good idea to be sure there’s a sound basis before making such a massive sacrifice.

We’ve noted before that climate change is occurring as it always has. Man’s contribution to greenhouse gases is minuscule. There are some theories but no convincing proof that increased emissions cause increased temperature.

Now another serious doubt has been raised concerning how much of the 1-degree centigrade increase over the past century allegedly caused by escalating emissions has even occurred.

“We can’t know for sure if global warming is a problem if we can’t trust the data,” said Anthony Watts, veteran broadcast meteorologist, who for three years organized an extensive review of official ground temperature monitoring stations, in conjunction with Roger Pielke Sr., senior research scientist at the Cooperative Institute for Research in Environmental Sciences and professor emeritus of the Department of Atmospheric Science at the University of Colorado-Boulder.

The study, recently published by the free-market Heartland Institute, inspected 860 of the 1,221 U.S. ground stations that gauge temperature changes. The findings, previously reported in this column, were alarming.

They found 89 percent of stations “fail to meet the National Weather Service’s own siting requirements” that say stations must be located at least 100 feet from artificial heat sources.

“We found stations located next to the exhaust fans of air conditioning units, surrounded by asphalt parking lots and roads, on blistering hot rooftops and near sidewalks and buildings that absorb and radiate heat,” Watts reported.

Stations also had added more sensitive measuring devices, heat-generating radio transmission devices and even latex paint to replace original whitewash, resulting in greater heat retention and reflection.

At one location, Watts said when he “stood next to the temperature sensor, I could feel warm exhaust air from the nearby cell phone tower equipment sheds blowing past me! I realized this official thermometer was recording the temperature of a hot zone … and other biasing influences including buildings, air conditioner vents and masonry.”

These influences produce readings higher than actual ambient temperatures, Watts said.

Moreover, the research revealed “major gaps in the data record that were filled in with data from nearby sites, a practice that propagates and compounds errors.”

These inflated, error-prone, tinkered-with temperature recordings are one of several measurements cited by the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change as evidence man-made global warming is a threat. But the Heartland study concluded, “The U.S. temperature record is unreliable. And since the U.S. record is thought to be ‘the best in the world,’ it follows that the global database is likely similarly compromised and unreliable.”

Before devastating the economy to fix a problem that may not exist, we ought to get the numbers right.